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SCIENCE-BACKED, BULLSH*T-FREE TOOLS TO BOOST YOUR LIFE

At PRIMEVITA, we skip the magic fixes and go straight to science that actually fits your life. Two no-BS eBooks are on the way — fast, effective, and worth your inbox. Wanna be first? Drop your email. We’ll ping you when they’re hot.


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HIIT Me With Your Best Shot

Short, savage, and science-backed.


  • Under 15 minutes.
  • No gym. No gear. No guilt.
  • Burn fat, boost energy, feel alive-ish.
  • Science over fluff. Sweat over flash.
  • Perfect for real humans (not influencers)
  • Home, office, park, laundry room — wherever

15-Minute Metabolism Recipes

Fuel your body without losing your lunch break.


  • Meals, snacks & desserts ready in 15 minutes or less
  • Metabolism-friendly, gut-happy, and sugar-smart
  • Ingredients you can find without Googling them
  • Designed to give energy, not cravings
  • Science-approved, tastebud-friendly
  • No kitchen degree required

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